Metaphorically Resonant Hobbit

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing


thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized


Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in


daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

  • Two families enter.
  • One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD


so i wanted to start a revolution

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

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ok let me try again 

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what

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that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

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um

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dang i thought i was getting somewhere

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yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE


hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

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can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can


fooboo24:

voldibong

fooboo24:

voldibong


dontevenknowheretostart:

I either want to spend the rest of my life in my room avoiding society or traveling the world there’s no inbetween


WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

edwardspoonhands:

First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.

But there are a number of circumstances in which…


sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality


fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!


wing-san:

tumblinturtles:

sirhiddle:

contortedfantasies:

creamocrop:

pennydreadfuljournal:

aloveforfashion:

misschinkyeyes:

james-st-james:

sex.

Yess

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but its worth doing again. #mensfashion #menswear

Goddammit Thneeds. fuck.

Don’t imagine that Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddlestone, or Lee pace is wearing each of this. Just don’t….

^

I never knew hiddles was that hard ok omfg

can I have it owo

I’m not normally a fashion person, but oh my God this is amazing. *Q*


apljax3:

barackboomama:

bluelippedlifelesskiss:

a-r-i-s:

theinturnet:

Finally.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????
A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.
WTF, AMERICA.  

dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system

I need to print this.

apljax3:

barackboomama:

bluelippedlifelesskiss:

a-r-i-s:

theinturnet:

Finally.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????

A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.

WTF, AMERICA.  

dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system

I need to print this.


"Your daughter’s face is a small riot,
her hands are a civil war,
a refugee camp behind each ear,
a body littered with ugly things,

but God,
doesn’t she wear
the world well."
— Warsan Shire, from Ugly (via the-final-sentence)