work it more than
make it hour
do it our
FASTER WORK IS
makes us never
I saw this on my phone and reblogged it as a joke because it made NO fucking sense hahahah
im on my phone and that is exactly what it looks like
did I ever tell you guys about how when I moved into my first apartment my dad’s move-in present for me was this bomb tee-ball bat that’s fuckin legit as hell and bright pink and hello kitty themed?
he gave it to me and said
"this is just so that if anyone ever tries to mess with you, after you’ve kicked their ass you can stand over them and knock their lights out and the last thing they’ll see is the cute and unforgiving face of hello kitty"
a+ parenting folks
Canadian trains don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH MY GOD YES
And it’s back.
I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM BUT OMG
Modern day reinterpretation of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Black Cat.
The next one will probably be The Fall of the House of Usher :)
(Part of the Poe series. View The Raven here)
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
portal 1 explained in one gif
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
|Song: Royals / Come Together|
|Artist: Lorde / The Beatles|
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Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde
#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped
goats are literally Masters of Physics
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve