Metaphorically Resonant Hobbit

circusbones: freebooter4ever: lady-of-the-galadhrim: I can’t...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:24:41 -0400

freebooter4ever:

lady-of-the-galadhrim:

I can’t take Legolas seriously anymore.

He’s wearing eyeliner.

This must be his rebellious stage.

#LEGOLINER

Legolas: *blasting the dulcet, heavy-metal tones of My Summerwine Romance and 30 Seconds To Mordor*

Thranduil’s Consort: ….Leggy, dear, your father wishes that you would please turn down….

Legolas: SHUT UP YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM

averypottermormon: ice-cream-in-the-rain: Something about...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:22:49 -0400

averypottermormon:

ice-cream-in-the-rain:

Something about bedrooms with little hidden away nooks or split levels just really gets me

i would have no problems owning any ~~or all~~ of these spaces

sail-away-dreamer: austincarl1le: This actually made me cry,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:34:29 -0400

sail-away-dreamer:

austincarl1le:

This actually made me cry, holy fuck.

My god this is so sad and beautiful at the same time, crying ;o

sexpansion: My love for this post

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:33:40 -0400

sexpansion:

My love for this post

thechildof-thetardis: tinkersandtoymakers: teamfreekickass: th...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:32:55 -0400

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS???????

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

blusherlock: “Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up —...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:30:32 -0400

blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

vdub453: kennedyclintonkat: neverknewandneverwill: jugenmujuge...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:49:23 -0400

vdub453:

kennedyclintonkat:

neverknewandneverwill:

jugenmujugenmugokuumechousuke:

a

j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

No. Seriously. Satan. Come Preach it.

oh look it’s back

im not even religious and i love this

letswishuponastar: A good friend knows when to hold you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:48:47 -0400

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

hummelberry: hummelberry: i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:45:20 -0400

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

highwindsandrain: persiah: dogprobs: OMG I CANT BREATHE I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:44:29 -0400

highwindsandrain:

persiah:

dogprobs:

OMG I CANT BREATHE

I don’t know what I expected.

controversial-tabloid-story: lexxerduglas: clorinspats: shade-...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:41:27 -0400

controversial-tabloid-story:

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

I just did this for my mom and she screamed.

pleatedjeans: Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:40:41 -0400

pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics)

michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:38:06 -0400

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

futurefantastic: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:49:17 -0400

futurefantastic:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING

The Paternoster Gang in a gifset

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:46:09 -0400

The Paternoster Gang in a gifset

gaylienz: redandblackbicycle: Found this via reddit finally...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:36:03 -0400

gaylienz:

redandblackbicycle:

Found this via reddit

finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals

madmanwithablog: peetasboxers: BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:19:05 -0400

madmanwithablog:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

yeah but girls do that cute bottom-of-the-shirt-over-the-head thing like i try that and i get in a tangle and fall over and get stuck in my shirt

pantslesswrock: beinggayisokay: Perfect dad is perfect. “I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:05:22 -0400

pantslesswrock:

beinggayisokay:

Perfect dad is perfect.

“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”

1500hp: the aight gatsby

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:04:47 -0400

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

niggaimdeadass: i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:04:44 -0400

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family